lookingforwifi:

I’ll do every one

(via jaimelynnbeatty)

lucyintheskywithducks:

perspicaciousbovril:

There’s always that one fictional character that you have such a complicated relationship with because you love them but you also know that if they were real you’d punch them in the face at least once a day

(via jaimelynnbeatty)

egberts:

sodamist:

egberts:

i think my cat is allergic to cats

That sounds pretty
Catastrophic

i hope you get arrested for that

(via pizza)

icicleman:

thatpunnyguy:

what does Batman like to put in his drinks?

JUST ICE

GET OUT

(via pizza)

sixthgunforlife:

the-devils-beast:

nicodoublele:

when you have so many ideas, but no talent

When you have so much talent, but no ideas

When you have no ideas and no talent.

(via sassy-winchesters-221b)

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

(via pizza)